southport chronic cavers grotto
"What a great weekend! A big thank you to Buddy and Mark, the food, beer, fireworks, and most of all the great gathering of friends." - Carl Bishop, on 'PorterFest 2005

Which is the Best-armed Grotto?

What? You thought you belonged to the best armed grotto? If you're not a 'Porter, you don't! So your web site displays a slideshow of photos of your members posing with your funky flintlocks, your maniacal machineguns and ostentatious ordnance, your puerile poppers and peashooters. That's nothing. Southport wins hands down.

And it only takes one picture to prove it. Look here, and be humbled.