southport chronic cavers grotto
"Sure, we may be one of the smaller grottos. But you know what? We are one of the healthiest and happiest grottos around!!" - Lynn Roebuck

Which is the Best-armed Grotto?

What? You thought you belonged to the best armed grotto? If you're not a 'Porter, you don't! So your web site displays a slideshow of photos of your members posing with your funky flintlocks, your maniacal machineguns and ostentatious ordnance, your puerile poppers and peashooters. That's nothing. Southport wins hands down.

And it only takes one picture to prove it. Look here, and be humbled.